I know i promised a more in depth post but for now I have found something more fun and interesting than blogging(wink, wink - nudge, nudge). I can't seem to wipe the smile off my face. Talk to you tommorow...

Due to overwhelming demand fleets will be back in business tommorow...For now I'll be drinking my new favorite drink called Cocaine. I mean it, check it out at www.drinkcocaine.com.

Love That Weather!

Loving this weather. Not. Summer's not even officially over and there's already talk of snow on the horizon. My place is like a meat cooler in this beeach. It deosn't help that I felt like a big ol' bag o' shit today because I went to a show last night. I could really use a shave, too. I believe I'm letting myself go a little bit. I'm already into the winter doldrums. At this rate I will be a fat slob by next spring. Now there's a challenge I could probably succeed at.
As I said, I saw The Brian Jonestown Massacre last night and had a few too many beers for a weekday outing. The show itself was alright but I could've used a blow-up or two by Antone. The two closest things to a blow-up seemed forced and rehearsed. It was like his band was walking on eggshells the whole show, though, not wanting to make a mistake and risk dissappointing their high and mighty leader. And who knows how long the show really went on as we left at 1:30 or so. They might still be playing! That drummer could probably still be playing at this moment, dude was like the energizer bunny. He was definitely the highlight, on point whether the song went for 5 or 15 minutes long.
I caught a little bit of Dateline NBC's continuing search for the biggest pervert of 2006 tonight. It's quite entertaining, yet creepy and disgusting all at the same time. But, hey if you're ever down in the dumps and feel like you can't go on, just check out these pedo's getting caught red-handed on national TV. Believe you me, they feel a hell of a lot worse than you do. It's almost painful to watch, but also funny to see how stupid my fellow man can be. Although most of these cases involved dudes looking for a young girl it still makes me think of MJ for some reason. I can't put my finger in it...or on it, sorry.
In other news, the NHL to be precise, the Islanders have signed Rick Dipietro to a staggering 15-year deal worth 4.5 per annum. Of all the players who you think would command this type of deal, Ricky was so far off the radar he couldn't be found. It was like trying to find pinner's package without a magnifying glass. Speaking of wangs, the appropriately named Islanders owner Charles Wang was instrumental in getting the deal done. Him and Islanders G.M. Garth Snow look like they're ready to light the way to a brighter, more vibrant NHL where idiocy deosn't exist. Sorry...no...I got that wrong, they're just fucking it up worse with shit like this. I really hope Dipietro has an unfortunate cheese grating accident which makes him unable to ever play again ( let alone feed himself). I can hardly wait to see the Isles next calculating move, maybe signing Michael Jordan to try another sport. That'll put asses in the seats! Their sorry reputation is further sullied and as long as these two headcases are running the shit show it'll only get worse. I'm done speaking.

9/11 Anniversary
With tommorow being the anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks CBS re-ran a documentary that I had seen a few years ago. It was filmed by a couple of French brothers who just happened to be doing a doc on the NY fire department. They were following the department around on the morning of the attacks and got the only video footage of the first plane hitting the WTC. They were also at ground zero when the towers were collapsing and all hell was breaking loose. Out of all the stuff I've seen about 9/11 this is the most profound, riveting and real. It's amazing how much of a war zone Manhattan looked like after. And, having been there last year I saw first hand the equally amazing recovery that NYC has made.
The stories of heroism and strength in the face of catastrophe that were exhibited on that day were truly inspirational and even though it happened in another country most people will never forget. The updated version of the doc had some "where are they now" stories on some of the firefighters and even Robert Deniro took time off from his lame American express commercials to speak briefly from ground zero.

On a lighter note, I got suckered for the second time in a couple years with the e-mail that claims microsoft will pay you for each person you send it to. It all started when i got a message from Merko that looked familiar and had obviously been passed around like Pinner's mom (meaning a lot). I'm sure you've seen it: it says that microsoft is doing some beta-testing and all you have to do is send the message to everyone you know and you'll get paid handsomely. It even claims it was on "Good Morning America". That's all I needed to hear so I fired it off to everyone I know. But after reading a little more into it online I found out that this a huge hoax that has been going around for a number of years and even suckered me before. I feel like such a tool. If you got some time on your hands you can read up on this and other internet hoaxes.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/billgate.asp#micro2

What is UP!

Been away for awhile due to my move, having no internet and just generally not caring enough to post something. A lot has occured with me and the world in my absence online. By now, you and yours have heard about or seen the dog with the large, human-like wang pictured on the inside cover of the 2007 Ikea catalogue. Ikea has released a statement saying that it is merely the dog's leg in a wierd position and they hope that people will instead focus on their fantastic products. I'm sure they don't mind the added publicity and exposure this is bringing their brand that by the way deosn't need anymore exposure. Word is the CEO of Ikea made more money than Bill Gates last year so I think he'd be alright without a hairy dog cock to get people talking. It is quite humorous, though.

Another noteworthy story the last week was the death of the "crocodile hunter" Steve Irwin. I always thought it was a matter of time with that guy. He just played with fire way too many times. You can't fuck with wild animals for too long because eventually they'll bite back. Same deal with Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy getting bit by a tiger. The croc hunter will be missed though, he was definitely entertaining.

In terms of me, I'm in my new place and getting quite settled. It's a little hard getting used to the sound of all the cars flying down 84th and even the people walking by. I can hear conversations from across the street. It also deosn't help thet i have no window coverings for another month or so. There's not much left to the imagination when I'm strutting around doing my thing, especially with the Giant patio door on this mofo. Atleast I got firmly back into the summer spirit with the often attempted but rarely completed quadruple header this past weekend. Alright, maybe it was a 3 1/2 header as monday was only a few drinks and really not that late. It's still admirable in my books. Beat that McDuffe!

It's time to leave you as I have to start work earlier tommorow. I'm already having trouble enough getting up at 7:30. It's like I have no will to scrape myself off the mattress. This five day a week shit is not getting any easier. I need some monster lo-carb on IV as soon as my eyes open. That would get me up! And the morning traffic around here is not helping my cause. Brutal, that's all I can say.