TOO MUCH AKON

Is it me or is Akon singing the hook on practically every track out there these days, a la Pharrel a few years back. He even showed up on this new Shania Twain track. Weird. Dude's a machine. He's got time to be on practically everyone's track, sexually assault an underage chick on stage at one of his concerts and keep his three wives happy. Talk about prolific! Hey, I didn't mind the Eminem track but could you please now go away. Please, you and that beatboxing asswipe on Idol should really go far, far away. Preferably in the same plane.

The only reason I'm speaking about Idol is I happened to catch like five minutes for the first time this season recently and that was enough. The white-boy wannabe mixmaster is probably some of the worst shit I've ever heard in my life. I'm really quite confused as to why he's in the top two. Kind of just reinforces the retardedness of Americans. And him getting judged positively doesn't surprise me either, when you look at Paula Abdul. The way she acts, she's gotta be seriously on drugs or drunk during taping. I would get more out of Idol if they just had a camera focused on Paula the whole show. Now that would be entertaining. We might even catch her snorting a speedball or something.