What is UP!

Been away for awhile due to my move, having no internet and just generally not caring enough to post something. A lot has occured with me and the world in my absence online. By now, you and yours have heard about or seen the dog with the large, human-like wang pictured on the inside cover of the 2007 Ikea catalogue. Ikea has released a statement saying that it is merely the dog's leg in a wierd position and they hope that people will instead focus on their fantastic products. I'm sure they don't mind the added publicity and exposure this is bringing their brand that by the way deosn't need anymore exposure. Word is the CEO of Ikea made more money than Bill Gates last year so I think he'd be alright without a hairy dog cock to get people talking. It is quite humorous, though.

Another noteworthy story the last week was the death of the "crocodile hunter" Steve Irwin. I always thought it was a matter of time with that guy. He just played with fire way too many times. You can't fuck with wild animals for too long because eventually they'll bite back. Same deal with Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy getting bit by a tiger. The croc hunter will be missed though, he was definitely entertaining.

In terms of me, I'm in my new place and getting quite settled. It's a little hard getting used to the sound of all the cars flying down 84th and even the people walking by. I can hear conversations from across the street. It also deosn't help thet i have no window coverings for another month or so. There's not much left to the imagination when I'm strutting around doing my thing, especially with the Giant patio door on this mofo. Atleast I got firmly back into the summer spirit with the often attempted but rarely completed quadruple header this past weekend. Alright, maybe it was a 3 1/2 header as monday was only a few drinks and really not that late. It's still admirable in my books. Beat that McDuffe!

It's time to leave you as I have to start work earlier tommorow. I'm already having trouble enough getting up at 7:30. It's like I have no will to scrape myself off the mattress. This five day a week shit is not getting any easier. I need some monster lo-carb on IV as soon as my eyes open. That would get me up! And the morning traffic around here is not helping my cause. Brutal, that's all I can say.