Dinner's on Fleets

So I'm checking my President's Choice points balance after getting some groceries and bam!, I see that I have 380,000 points. Which means I have close to $400 in free groceries at my fingertips. This unexpected windfall was from a reward for getting my mortgage with PC Financial. Well, anyway, that was a good surprise.
Also, while I was at Superstore, I once again picked the line with a retard for a cashier. It literally took like 20 minutes to get a price check. I'm usually pretty patient guy but I was at the point of wringing the little fucker's neck even though I hid it well. Superstore might be half the price of my local Safeway but for the inconvenience, time wasting and produce that generally licks balls, it's really not worth it. But for the next two or three months it will be.
On the way home from my local Superstore I heard a really bad song, I think it was called "shit on a stick" or something to that effect. It sounded like a really bad Rollling Stones song with a chick singing. But, to no surprise at all, it was jet's new song which defintely has a fitting name. Awful, just awful.
I also happened to hear tonight that Dairy Queen has a pumpkin pie blizzard for this month only. Kinda makes me want to give up my beloved ice cream treat for evermore. That's right up there with deep-fried chocolate bars and chocolate covered steak which, by the way, both exist.
Lastly, there will be no mention of Superstore again for a really long time as I have maxed out my yearly quoata in this post alone.