Wow! I must have drank about 16 gallons of water the last two days, no lie. That's the only thing keeping me alive at this point, ice cold water. I have an intricate bottle system going making sure there is enough cold water and ice on my person at all times. It's basically a full-time job. I'm thinking of quitting my normal job if this heat keeps up. I'm checking out flights to Antarctica and Greenland, seeing if I can spend some quality time there before they melt.

Moving on... thought I'd seen everything until I saw Snoop Dogg in an 'orbit' gum commercial. For a pimp he sure loves to whore himself out a lot. He'll pretty much sell himself to the devil if it means he's getting those Benjamins. All the power to him, I would probably do the same thing.

More music news: Chad Kroeger from Nickelsack has been charged with DUI. Before I waste any more space....lemme...HAHAHAfHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!!!!

Some music I've been digging lately:

Lupe Fiasco(right) - kick push(most addictive track I've heard in a long, long time)
Jets Overhead - seem so far
Minus The Bear - pachucha surprise

In terms of albums I'm liking Spank Rock's "YoYoYoYoYo". There's just enough raunch with beats to match. Sick I tell you, sick!
And still on the hip-hop tip, Gravediggaz "6 Feet Deep", is still a keeper 10 or so years later. Grimey before it became popular. Love it!

And I will end with the Oilers at the bottom where they will likely end up next season. Sorry, but after the positive reinforcement of last season we have fallen back to earth in a hurry and I'm back to my pessimistic bandwagon jumping self. Players are leaving town faster than Anna Nicole Smith cleans out the average buffet. And that's pretty damn fast!!! I know I'm using a lot of quotation marks but I'm trying to prove some very important points. Back to the oilers. Were pretty much back to square one at this point. All we pretty much have to show for anything is more youth which may or may not pan out, a 36 year-old goalie, FERNANDO, and an extra bag of pucks that was thrown in the Pronger deal. My money's on the pucks making the most difference. You know something's wrong when even Laraque is running out of town like a bat out of hell, with his tail between his legs. Atleast I think that was his tail. Usually it was not possible to use Georges and quick in the same sentence but that was not the case here. Unless Lowe is a magician it looks like this year was an aberration. See you in another fifteen years...